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[ Hi there! I'm Zanney and this is an RP blog of mine that is participating in Pokestruck, the grand Homestuck x Pokemon Liveblogging Adventure Challenge. My character is Karkat Vantas. I am also one of the moderators of the group. Please note that most of my posts will be in character unless specified otherwise. ]

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trainercardsrus:

Karkat’s dream team and his current team…

alright karkatbus, your card is ready!

THESE ARE MADE OF PERFECTION, STARDUST AND 100% GRADE-A WHOOP ASS. THANKS JANE.

FOUND HIM ON ROUTE 46. HE’LL BE USEFUL AGAINST THE VIOLET CITY GYM LEADER.

FOUND HIM ON ROUTE 46. HE’LL BE USEFUL AGAINST THE VIOLET CITY GYM LEADER.

I KNOW THAT OVERCONFIDENT SMIRK ANYWHERE. IT HAD TO HAVE BEEN SOLLUX CAPTOR. I BET HE EVEN DYED HIS HAIR RED LIKE THAT TO SPITE ME. WHAT A DOUCHE. WHENEVER I CATCH UP WITH THAT OVERACHIEVING SHITPASTRY, I’LL KICK HIM AND HIS TEAM ALL THE WAY TO CINNABAR ISLAND. MARK MY WORDS.

I KNOW THAT OVERCONFIDENT SMIRK ANYWHERE. IT HAD TO HAVE BEEN SOLLUX CAPTOR. I BET HE EVEN DYED HIS HAIR RED LIKE THAT TO SPITE ME. WHAT A DOUCHE. WHENEVER I CATCH UP WITH THAT OVERACHIEVING SHITPASTRY, I’LL KICK HIM AND HIS TEAM ALL THE WAY TO CINNABAR ISLAND. MARK MY WORDS.

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eeveelutionbiologist:

charmandergeneticist:

eeveelutionbiologist:

charmandergeneticist:

THE OTHER DAY I NOTICED THIS SAME SHADY LOOKING GUY STANDING AROUND OUTSIDE OF THE POKEMON LAB IN MY HOMETOWN. WHEN I WAS UNFORTUNATELY CAUGHT STARING AT HIM AS I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT JUST WHY ANYONE WOULD STAND IN FRONT OF A WINDOW ALL SLACK-JAWED AND BRAINLESS LIKE THAT—SORT OF LIKE A CERTAIN HUMAN I KNOW OF—THIS LITTLE BULGEMUNCH DECIDED IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO SHOVE ME OUT OF HIS WAY.

ADMITTEDLY, I HAD HOPED I’D SEE HIS SMARMY FACE AGAIN SO I COULD RAM A FIST RIGHT INTO HIS JAW, BUT THAT’S JUST NOW HOW WE DO THINGS HERE IN JOHTO. INSTEAD, TAYLOR AND I TRAINED OURSELVES RIGOROUSLY UNTIL WE WERE ABSOLUTELY SURE WE WOULD HAVE OUR REVENGE—AND THEN SOME.

SOME PEOPLE MIGHT CALL THIS OVERKILL. I CALL IT JUSTICE. I AM SURE TEREZI WOULD AGREE WITH ME.

i hope you’re not talking about dave being a brainless human. :B

OH NO. I HAVE MUCH MORE CREATIVE THINGS TO SAY ABOUT THAT GUY, JOHN. BY THE WAY, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? IF YOU’RE STILL WASTING TIME NEAR VIOLET CITY I SUPPOSE WE COULD MEET UP THERE LATER.

i’m trying to level up my, well, everyone. i mean casey’s at 13, everyone else is 2, 3 and 4. i think it’d be nice to be able to actually train them you know?

MAKES SENSE.

DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME ON ANYTHING STUPID LIKE LOOKING FOR A DUNSPARCE IN THE CAVE ON ROUTE 30, IDIOT.

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eeveelutionbiologist:

charmandergeneticist:

THE OTHER DAY I NOTICED THIS SAME SHADY LOOKING GUY STANDING AROUND OUTSIDE OF THE POKEMON LAB IN MY HOMETOWN. WHEN I WAS UNFORTUNATELY CAUGHT STARING AT HIM AS I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT JUST WHY ANYONE WOULD STAND IN FRONT OF A WINDOW ALL SLACK-JAWED AND BRAINLESS LIKE THAT—SORT OF LIKE A CERTAIN HUMAN I KNOW OF—THIS LITTLE BULGEMUNCH DECIDED IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO SHOVE ME OUT OF HIS WAY.

ADMITTEDLY, I HAD HOPED I’D SEE HIS SMARMY FACE AGAIN SO I COULD RAM A FIST RIGHT INTO HIS JAW, BUT THAT’S JUST NOW HOW WE DO THINGS HERE IN JOHTO. INSTEAD, TAYLOR AND I TRAINED OURSELVES RIGOROUSLY UNTIL WE WERE ABSOLUTELY SURE WE WOULD HAVE OUR REVENGE—AND THEN SOME.

SOME PEOPLE MIGHT CALL THIS OVERKILL. I CALL IT JUSTICE. I AM SURE TEREZI WOULD AGREE WITH ME.

i hope you’re not talking about dave being a brainless human. :B

OH NO. I HAVE MUCH MORE CREATIVE THINGS TO SAY ABOUT THAT GUY, JOHN. BY THE WAY, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? IF YOU’RE STILL WASTING TIME NEAR VIOLET CITY I SUPPOSE WE COULD MEET UP THERE LATER.

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THE OTHER DAY I NOTICED THIS SAME SHADY LOOKING GUY STANDING AROUND OUTSIDE OF THE POKEMON LAB IN MY HOMETOWN. WHEN I WAS UNFORTUNATELY CAUGHT STARING AT HIM AS I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT JUST WHY ANYONE WOULD STAND IN FRONT OF A WINDOW ALL SLACK-JAWED AND BRAINLESS LIKE THAT—SORT OF LIKE A CERTAIN HUMAN I KNOW OF—THIS LITTLE BULGEMUNCH DECIDED IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO SHOVE ME OUT OF HIS WAY.

ADMITTEDLY, I HAD HOPED I’D SEE HIS SMARMY FACE AGAIN SO I COULD RAM A FIST RIGHT INTO HIS JAW, BUT THAT’S JUST NOW HOW WE DO THINGS HERE IN JOHTO. INSTEAD, TAYLOR AND I TRAINED OURSELVES RIGOROUSLY UNTIL WE WERE ABSOLUTELY SURE WE WOULD HAVE OUR REVENGE—AND THEN SOME.

SOME PEOPLE MIGHT CALL THIS OVERKILL. I CALL IT JUSTICE. I AM SURE TEREZI WOULD AGREE WITH ME.

ADMIN ANNOUNCEMENT —

pokestruck:

I’M JUST GOING TO ASSUME THERE’S A PRETTY SIZABLE GROUP FOLLOWING THIS MONSTROSITY OF A BLOG. I’D ASK WHY YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME HERE, BUT THAT WOULD MAKE ME SEEM PRETTY HYPOCRITICAL. SO WE WILL JUST PRETEND I NEVER SAID THAT AT ALL. GOOD PLAN. I’M GLAD WE HAD THIS TALK.

RIGHT. SO I’M KARKAT, THE ADMIN. I AM ALSO THE LEADER OF THIS GROUP, EVEN THOUGH IT WAS TECHNICALLY THE OLDER LALONDE HUMAN’S IDEA TO BEGIN WITH. SINCE WE’RE NOT ALL TOO PLEASED WITH THE IDEA OF THIS SHOWBOAT BEING CAPTAINED BY A DRUNKARD, I STEPPED UP TO THE PLATE. YOU’RE WELCOME.

POKESTRUCK IS BASICALLY A LIVEBLOGGING GAMEPLAY CROSSED OVER WITH POKEMON CROSSED OVER WITH HOMESTUCK FOR SOME KIND OF EPIC TRIPLE-THREAT OF AN ADVENTURE. NATURALLY, THIS MEANS THERE ARE GOING TO BE A FUCKTON OF YOU PEOPLE ASKING TO JOIN IN. I’LL BE POSTING A LIST OF WHO’S ALREADY SPOKEN FOR AND WHATEVER ELSE ALONG WITH SOME RULES OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN A BIT.

FOR NOW, JUST ASSUME YOU WILL ANSWER TO EITHER MYSELF OR ROXY WHENEVER YOU SEEK SOME FORM OF AUTHORITATIVE FIGURE FOR ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS OR SOME SHIT.

THAT IS ALL.

ooc: Waiting around for WMM to finish publishing my video entry. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh. —

(( This wouldn’t be a problem if Tumblr’s video uploader wasn’t really shitty. Bluh. Stay tuned to find out why Karkat rarely posts. ))

garchompcallibrator:

N4TUR4LLY 1 W4S V1CTOR1OUS 4G41NST TH3 JO3Y HUM4N
H3 W4S NO M4TCH FOR M3

1 H4V3 4 F33L1NG 1 W1LL R3GR3T S4Y1NG Y3S
BUT MY T34M COULD US3 4 PUNCH1NG B4G 

OH GOD NO. TEREZI DON’T DO IT. THAT KID’S—

IT’S TOO LATE ISN’T IT…

FUCK.

SORRY, TEREZI. GUESS YOU’LL HAVE TO LEARN THE HARD WAY THAT FOR SOME REASON THE POKEGEAR WON’T ALLOW YOU TO DELETE PHONE NUMBERS.

JUST LIKE THE REST OF US.

(( It’s too bad I’m not playing a game that has Pokemon Contests in it because using this for my sprite would have been perfect. Damn. Oh well. Can I still use the BK sprites neonshi made for me way back when on an alternate trainer card perhaps? ))

(( It’s too bad I’m not playing a game that has Pokemon Contests in it because using this for my sprite would have been perfect. Damn. Oh well. Can I still use the BK sprites neonshi made for me way back when on an alternate trainer card perhaps? ))

(Source: neonshi)